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    太好了<span class='character' ></span>

    向天亮很快就明白了张丽红这句话的意义<span class='character' ></span>

    南北茶楼<span class='character' ></span>这名字起得气魄<span class='character' ></span>

    瞅着茶楼的匾额<span class='character' ></span>向天亮问道:“琵琶精<span class='character' ></span>蜘蛛精<span class='character' ></span>这茶楼的名字<span class='character' ></span>是照着你们的名字起的吧<span class='character' ></span>”

    话音一落<span class='character' ></span>向天亮立即两边腰间吃疼<span class='character' ></span>

    陈南和陈北分站在向天亮两边<span class='character' ></span>双双伸手<span class='character' ></span>在他的腰上狠狠的拧了一把<span class='character' ></span>

    张丽红看到了<span class='character' ></span>抿嘴笑道:“天亮<span class='character' ></span>在外面别乱叫<span class='character' ></span>琵琶精<span class='character' ></span>蜘蛛精<span class='character' ></span>多难听呀<span class='character' ></span>”

    “呵呵<span class='character' ></span>内部称号<span class='character' ></span>内部称号<span class='character' ></span>以后就在内部叫叫<span class='character' ></span>狐狸精<span class='character' ></span>你说得对<span class='character' ></span>”

    “呸<span class='character' ></span>”张丽红啐了一口<span class='character' ></span>也是伸手<span class='character' ></span>狠拧了向天亮一下<span class='character' ></span>

    向天亮正楞怔间<span class='character' ></span>走在后面乔蕊和杨小丹<span class='character' ></span>也是依样画葫芦<span class='character' ></span>各拧了向天亮一下后<span class='character' ></span>笑着跑进了茶楼<span class='character' ></span>

    这就是女人<span class='character' ></span>耍起男人來<span class='character' ></span>齐心合力<span class='character' ></span>个个不甘落后<span class='character' ></span>他妈的<span class='character' ></span>还是要分而治之<span class='character' ></span>各个击破啊<span class='character' ></span>

    茶楼里<span class='character' ></span>热气浓浓<span class='character' ></span>生意兴隆<span class='character' ></span>

    依山而建<span class='character' ></span>曲径通幽<span class='character' ></span>茶楼里的布局<span class='character' ></span>真是别具一格<span class='character' ></span>

    待到进入包间<span class='character' ></span>看到屋子中央的麻将桌<span class='character' ></span>而茶桌却放在边上<span class='character' ></span>向天亮有些不解<span class='character' ></span>这是喝茶的地方吗<span class='character' ></span>

    可是<span class='character' ></span>张丽红、乔蕊和杨小丹三个<span class='character' ></span>却是兴高采烈<span class='character' ></span>抢着在麻将桌边坐下了<span class='character' ></span>

    向天亮笑问:“丽红姐<span class='character' ></span>这就是你的‘太好了’<span class='character' ></span>”

    “是呀<span class='character' ></span>陈叔叔很有经营头脑<span class='character' ></span>他是全县所有的茶馆里<span class='character' ></span>第一个卖酒的<span class='character' ></span>第一个卖吃的<span class='character' ></span>第一个通霄营业的<span class='character' ></span>也是第一个加入麻将的<span class='character' ></span>牛不牛<span class='character' ></span>”

    “嗯<span class='character' ></span>够牛的<span class='character' ></span>可这加入麻将<span class='character' ></span>就不怕派出所的人來<span class='character' ></span>”向天亮问道<span class='character' ></span>

    张丽红笑道:“你傻呀<span class='character' ></span>这个房间建在悬崖上<span class='character' ></span>四周根本上不來<span class='character' ></span>从茶楼门口到这里<span class='character' ></span>至少要走三分钟<span class='character' ></span>只要有警察來<span class='character' ></span>服务台就会报讯<span class='character' ></span>按下开关<span class='character' ></span>这个房间会亮起一盏红灯<span class='character' ></span>等警察上來<span class='character' ></span>我们早收拾好了<span class='character' ></span>”

    “嘻嘻<span class='character' ></span>城关镇那么大<span class='character' ></span>派出所就十几个警察<span class='character' ></span>能抓得过來吗<span class='character' ></span>”乔蕊笑道<span class='character' ></span>

    向天亮瞅着几个人道:“看样子<span class='character' ></span>你们不但经常來这里<span class='character' ></span>而且还精于此道啊<span class='character' ></span>”

    杨小丹笑道:“不愧是个假警察呀<span class='character' ></span>”

    “这是我们的活动据点<span class='character' ></span>”张丽红道<span class='character' ></span>

    这时<span class='character' ></span>陈南陈北进來了<span class='character' ></span>身后还跟着她们的父母<span class='character' ></span>

    陈南介绍道:“爸<span class='character' ></span>妈<span class='character' ></span>这位就是我们的同学向天亮<span class='character' ></span>以前在市建设局工作<span class='character' ></span>现在是咱们县的县长助理<span class='character' ></span>天亮<span class='character' ></span>这是我爸<span class='character' ></span>陈正海<span class='character' ></span>这是我妈<span class='character' ></span>戴文华<span class='character' ></span>”

    一看就是老夫少妻的样子<span class='character' ></span>陈正海一半白发<span class='character' ></span>至少是五十五以上<span class='character' ></span>而戴文华却是风韵犹存<span class='character' ></span>加上打扮<span class='character' ></span>看着象刚过四十<span class='character' ></span>对比鲜明<span class='character' ></span>反差强烈<span class='character' ></span>

    向天亮急忙上前招呼<span class='character' ></span>“陈叔叔好<span class='character' ></span>戴阿姨好<span class='character' ></span>”

    “欢迎<span class='character' ></span>欢迎向助理光临茶楼<span class='character' ></span>”陈正海热情的握着向天亮的手<span class='character' ></span>

    “陈叔叔<span class='character' ></span>大家都叫我小向<span class='character' ></span>以后您就叫我小向好了<span class='character' ></span>”

    戴文华握着向天亮的手<span class='character' ></span>上下打量一下<span class='character' ></span>娇笑道:“向助理<span class='character' ></span>以后请多多关照了<span class='character' ></span>”

    向天亮一怔<span class='character' ></span>因为戴文华的手<span class='character' ></span>有一根手指<span class='character' ></span>乘握手之机<span class='character' ></span>在他的掌心用力摁了一下<span class='character' ></span>他不禁心道<span class='character' ></span>这个老娘们<span class='character' ></span>不大正经哟<span class='character' ></span>

    两个女服务员<span class='character' ></span>端着茶壶进來<span class='character' ></span>还有一些酒和点心<span class='character' ></span>放下后就出去了<span class='character' ></span>

    陈北上來<span class='character' ></span>一手推爸<span class='character' ></span>一手推妈<span class='character' ></span>“爸<span class='character' ></span>妈<span class='character' ></span>你们忙去吧<span class='character' ></span>我们这里不用你们管了<span class='character' ></span>”

    就这么着<span class='character' ></span>陈南陈北姐妹俩把父母“赶”了出去<span class='character' ></span>啪的关上了门<span class='character' ></span>

    乔蕊笑道:“好了<span class='character' ></span>这里是我们的天地了<span class='character' ></span>”

    向天亮急忙声明<span class='character' ></span>“我不会打麻将啊<span class='character' ></span>”

    陈南陈北拽着向天亮<span class='character' ></span>硬往麻将桌边按<span class='character' ></span>陈南道:“你少给我们装<span class='character' ></span>你们向家人<span class='character' ></span>什么不会呀<span class='character' ></span>”

    “你们真玩钱<span class='character' ></span>”向天亮问道<span class='character' ></span>

    张丽红应道:“当然了<span class='character' ></span>赌场无朋友嘛<span class='character' ></span>”

    向天亮微笑着摇头<span class='character' ></span>“那我更不能玩了<span class='character' ></span>”

    “为什么<span class='character' ></span>”杨小丹问<span class='character' ></span>

    “我会出老千<span class='character' ></span>你们准输<span class='character' ></span>这就沒意义了么<span class='character' ></span>”

    乔蕊笑道:“你就不能让着我们一点<span class='character' ></span>”

    “嘿嘿……习惯了<span class='character' ></span>我三叔公当初教我打麻将的时候<span class='character' ></span>就是先教我出老千的<span class='character' ></span>所以<span class='character' ></span>我从不与好朋友玩<span class='character' ></span>”

    “沒劲<span class='character' ></span>”张丽红嗔了向天亮一眼<span class='character' ></span>

    向天亮笑道:“我有个提议<span class='character' ></span>是个新玩法<span class='character' ></span>”

    “什么新玩法<span class='character' ></span>”杨小丹问道<span class='character' ></span>

    向天亮说道:“朋友之间<span class='character' ></span>用金钱赌输赢会伤感情<span class='character' ></span>所以<span class='character' ></span>咱们玩几圈可以<span class='character' ></span>但可以赌点别的<span class='character' ></span>”

    说着<span class='character' ></span>他伸出一脚<span class='character' ></span>轻轻踢了张丽红一下<span class='character' ></span>

    张丽红心领神会<span class='character' ></span>“好呀<span class='character' ></span>天亮你说<span class='character' ></span>今晚你是主角<span class='character' ></span>你说怎么玩就怎么玩<span class='character' ></span>”

    “真的<span class='character' ></span>”向天亮嘴上含着笑<span class='character' ></span>

    张丽红看着乔蕊等人<span class='character' ></span>“你们说呢<span class='character' ></span>”

    “沒问題<span class='character' ></span>”四个人异口同声<span class='character' ></span>

    “天亮你快说<span class='character' ></span>是怎么个玩法<span class='character' ></span>”张丽红催道<span class='character' ></span>

    向天亮忍着笑说道:“这样<span class='character' ></span>你们五个人轮流玩<span class='character' ></span>我帮你们掠阵<span class='character' ></span>十个子为限<span class='character' ></span>谁输了呢<span class='character' ></span>就脱一件衣服<span class='character' ></span>谁要是不脱<span class='character' ></span>我來帮她脱<span class='character' ></span>嘿嘿……这个玩法如何<span class='character' ></span>”

    “向天亮<span class='character' ></span>你想使坏呀<span class='character' ></span>”杨小丹红着脸道<span class='character' ></span>

    乔蕊伸手打了向天亮一下<span class='character' ></span>“天亮<span class='character' ></span>你常玩这个的吧<span class='character' ></span>”

    “呵呵<span class='character' ></span>不玩就算了嘛<span class='character' ></span>”

    张丽红笑道:“我看可以<span class='character' ></span>大家都是自己人<span class='character' ></span>脱几件衣服又算个啥<span class='character' ></span>”

    乔蕊咯咯的笑起來<span class='character' ></span>“丽红姐<span class='character' ></span>你当然同意了<span class='character' ></span>你被天亮脱过了衣服<span class='character' ></span>这不是逼着我们也跟你一样吗<span class='character' ></span>”

    “怎么<span class='character' ></span>怕了<span class='character' ></span>怕了你就退出<span class='character' ></span>”张丽红激道<span class='character' ></span>

    乔蕊果然一激就中<span class='character' ></span>“我怕什么<span class='character' ></span>丽红姐你是有主的的人都不怕<span class='character' ></span>我就更不怕了<span class='character' ></span>好<span class='character' ></span>我同意<span class='character' ></span>豁出去了<span class='character' ></span>”

    两个了<span class='character' ></span>向天亮心里一乐<span class='character' ></span>今晚的事有门<span class='character' ></span>

    张丽红瞅着杨小丹<span class='character' ></span>“小丹<span class='character' ></span>你说话<span class='character' ></span>”

    “我……我么……”杨小丹犹豫了<span class='character' ></span>

    张丽红却很爽快<span class='character' ></span>“那行<span class='character' ></span>你回家吧<span class='character' ></span>”

    “这……”

    “快表个态么<span class='character' ></span>”张丽红断定杨小丹不会走<span class='character' ></span>她的幼儿园正在扩建<span class='character' ></span>因为几十平方的地皮<span class='character' ></span>被城关土地管理所卡住了<span class='character' ></span>目前正在托人找关系<span class='character' ></span>向天亮就是现成的关系<span class='character' ></span>她能舍得离开吗<span class='character' ></span>

    果然<span class='character' ></span>杨小丹很快的转变了态度<span class='character' ></span>小声说道:“我<span class='character' ></span>我也同意<span class='character' ></span>”

    五个人有三个同意<span class='character' ></span>把陈南陈北逼到了非参加不可的地步<span class='character' ></span>她们姐妹俩是主人<span class='character' ></span>这主人要是不参与<span class='character' ></span>还象话吗<span class='character' ></span>

    向天亮坏坏的看着陈南陈北<span class='character' ></span>笑得嘴巴都合不拢了<span class='character' ></span>

    张丽红笑着问道:“琵琶精<span class='character' ></span>蜘蛛精<span class='character' ></span>你们两个呢<span class='character' ></span>”

    陈北瞥了向天亮一眼<span class='character' ></span>嚅道:“能不能……能不能找点别的玩法呀<span class='character' ></span>”

    “少数服从多数<span class='character' ></span>你们不同意也得同意<span class='character' ></span>”张丽红挥着手<span class='character' ></span>摆出了大姐大的派头<span class='character' ></span>

    陈南就站在向天亮身边<span class='character' ></span>她红着脸<span class='character' ></span>伸手打了他一下<span class='character' ></span>娇嗔道:“向天亮<span class='character' ></span>你就<span class='character' ></span>你就憋着坏吧<span class='character' ></span>”

    “呵呵……我早就说了<span class='character' ></span>这次是要新帐老帐一起算<span class='character' ></span>你们五个啊<span class='character' ></span>一个也别想跑<span class='character' ></span>”

    向天亮站起身來<span class='character' ></span>一把拽过陈南<span class='character' ></span>在她的小屁股上抽了一下<span class='character' ></span>把她摁到了自己刚坐过的椅子上<span class='character' ></span>

    “好了<span class='character' ></span>就这么说定了<span class='character' ></span>快开玩吧<span class='character' ></span>我都迫不及待了<span class='character' ></span>呵呵……”

    搓着双手<span class='character' ></span>向天亮笑着<span class='character' ></span>脸上充满了期待<span class='character' ></span>

    陈南和陈北互相看了一眼<span class='character' ></span>陈南扭头看着向天亮<span class='character' ></span>微笑着道:“天亮<span class='character' ></span>这不公平呀<span class='character' ></span>”

    “怎么个不公平<span class='character' ></span>”向天亮问道<span class='character' ></span>

    陈北说道:“男女平等<span class='character' ></span>这个你同意吗<span class='character' ></span>”

    “嗯<span class='character' ></span>同意<span class='character' ></span>非常同意<span class='character' ></span>”

    陈北问道:“我们五个在桌上玩<span class='character' ></span>谁输了谁脱衣服<span class='character' ></span>可你却袖手旁观<span class='character' ></span>占尽便宜<span class='character' ></span>这公平吗<span class='character' ></span>”

    “很不公平<span class='character' ></span>”陈南接道<span class='character' ></span>

    杨小丹也说道:“是不公平<span class='character' ></span>太不公平了<span class='character' ></span>”

    向天亮挠着脑袋<span class='character' ></span>笑着说道:“嗯……这个这个<span class='character' ></span>连我自己都觉得<span class='character' ></span>是有些不公平啊<span class='character' ></span>那你们说说<span class='character' ></span>说一个公平的办法吧<span class='character' ></span>”

    张丽红道:“天亮<span class='character' ></span>你看这样行不行<span class='character' ></span>我们五个轮流玩<span class='character' ></span>谁输谁脱<span class='character' ></span>但是<span class='character' ></span>谁输了<span class='character' ></span>都有一个自救的办法<span class='character' ></span>让她跟天亮划拳<span class='character' ></span>石子拳头剪刀布<span class='character' ></span>三拳两胜<span class='character' ></span>她输了她脱<span class='character' ></span>她赢了她不用脱<span class='character' ></span>但是<span class='character' ></span>得让天亮脱<span class='character' ></span>”

    “好<span class='character' ></span>”

    “同意<span class='character' ></span>”

    众女纷纷拍手叫好<span class='character' ></span>

    向天亮望着张丽红<span class='character' ></span>怔住了<span class='character' ></span>这个狐狸精<span class='character' ></span>原來是变着法的玩我啊<span class='character' ></span>

    说起玩拳<span class='character' ></span>向天亮有着惨痛的经历<span class='character' ></span>因为他以前输得太多了<span class='character' ></span>

    太好了<span class='character' ></span>

    原來<span class='character' ></span>这就是太好了吗<span class='character' ></span>

    石子拳头剪刀布<span class='character' ></span>这个最简单不过的游戏<span class='character' ></span>向天亮可从來沒有赢过七仙女<span class='character' ></span>七仙女中的任何一个拎出來<span class='character' ></span>都能把他打得一败涂地<span class='character' ></span>

    因为别人在玩石子拳头剪刀布的时候<span class='character' ></span>都是靠着本能<span class='character' ></span>想到什么是什么<span class='character' ></span>而他却总是心思太重<span class='character' ></span>瞻前顾后<span class='character' ></span>患得患失<span class='character' ></span>每回都是输在多思多虑上<span class='character' ></span>

    向天亮一脸的苦笑<span class='character' ></span>“六月债<span class='character' ></span>还得快<span class='character' ></span>丽红姐<span class='character' ></span>你算是把我套住了<span class='character' ></span>”

    张丽红微笑着说道:“我只是提个建议<span class='character' ></span>结果么<span class='character' ></span>还是要讲民主么<span class='character' ></span>”

    说着<span class='character' ></span>张丽红率先举起了手<span class='character' ></span>

    可以想见<span class='character' ></span>举起來的手<span class='character' ></span>一共是五只<span class='character' ></span>

    “五比一<span class='character' ></span>少数服从多数<span class='character' ></span>”张丽红笑道<span class='character' ></span>

    向天亮哭笑不得<span class='character' ></span>

    “唉……作茧自缚<span class='character' ></span>作茧自缚啊<span class='character' ></span>”